Meet the DDs!
For safety reasons, I have decided upon a small army of bodyguards that should surround me at all times even though I am perfectly capable of defending my immortal self. They are primarily there for IIPs (Intimidating Image Purposes). They consist of seven middle-aged matriarchs dressed in prim black and white silk who look like perfectly harmless old duennas – that is until anyone dares to anger me. Then they enter their destructive modes and whip out their seven celestial weapons – the immortal axes, the steel chains, broadswords, spears, crossbows, hooks and whips. Very impressive. I call them my Destructive Duennas.
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