Ode to Myself

Everyone bow down before me! I am the Great Goddess Marilynus! You, the little girl down there! Cease your crying or else I’ll have your head! Urgh! Control your brat, woman! Everyone stands in a hushed awe and gazes with utter devotion at the shining beautiful face of their brilliant star. Such a star, has never been seen before. Is that evil which lurks on the sculpted features of her face? Or is that kindness and benevolence? Mischief? Who knows? Who cares? Point is, I and I alone outshine the world. I create new palaces, mystical creatures, new flower species and shrimp at the drop of a crown. Portraits by the greatest master can never do my beauty justice. Even my head priest can never be as beautiful as I can be.