Strange Requests

I think that there should be a competition among gods and goddesses on who gets the most bizarre requests from their devotees. I know I get the most bizarre requests! The latest that I got was from some gal named Pascala. Apparently brazilian waxes are costing her a bomb and she was wondering if I, as her goddess, could bestow on her some permanent hair-loss in a certain area of her body. Well, as you know with my amazing powers, I could do that in a snap, but, like, should I?
One of the most important things about being a goddess is letting your mortals suffer. Suffering is good. It helps them build character. But I did suggest to her that she could consider cheaper alternatives like DIY shaving and gave her an elephant as a souviner. She didn't look too happy as she left but then, hey, life isn't easy! It's only slightly easier when you're a goddess. It's one of the perks.