The First Immortal Entry!
*Cue Cheers, Screams, and Fainting Worshippers*
Welcome! This is the first entry of a blog about the exciting life of a brand-new goddess! Let me introduce myself! I am the Goddess Marilynus (nus pronounced NURSE, like those people who try their best to save the lives of my worshippers at hospitals). I was once a mortal, just like you, and even then I was a very exciting person. I was a shopkeeper, a murderess, a high priestess, a princess, et cetera... but then one day my status was elevated! I have risen in the ranks! And now I am left with the burden of being a goddess...let me tell you, it's not easy. Especially not in this modern world full of atheists who are crying out to have their own goddess at last. So many things to decide...my goddess-powered brain is spinning like wheels on a clock.
I also think I must be the first goddess to keep immortal records of her Life as A Goddess. So here it is folks! Life's not easy as a goddess! But I'm not complaining!
I have to go now. It's time to make my first address to the hordes of worshippers gathered to hear my Immortal Voice. Yes, I am a goddess who Keeps In Touch with her people, is this blog not proof of it? Farewell till the next Immortal Entry! Kisses and many benolevent blessings to all of you. Cheers.
Welcome! This is the first entry of a blog about the exciting life of a brand-new goddess! Let me introduce myself! I am the Goddess Marilynus (nus pronounced NURSE, like those people who try their best to save the lives of my worshippers at hospitals). I was once a mortal, just like you, and even then I was a very exciting person. I was a shopkeeper, a murderess, a high priestess, a princess, et cetera... but then one day my status was elevated! I have risen in the ranks! And now I am left with the burden of being a goddess...let me tell you, it's not easy. Especially not in this modern world full of atheists who are crying out to have their own goddess at last. So many things to decide...my goddess-powered brain is spinning like wheels on a clock.
I also think I must be the first goddess to keep immortal records of her Life as A Goddess. So here it is folks! Life's not easy as a goddess! But I'm not complaining!
I have to go now. It's time to make my first address to the hordes of worshippers gathered to hear my Immortal Voice. Yes, I am a goddess who Keeps In Touch with her people, is this blog not proof of it? Farewell till the next Immortal Entry! Kisses and many benolevent blessings to all of you. Cheers.
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