Life of A Goddess

Exciting peeks at the exciting life of a goddess! Mortals, minerals, vegetables and human sacrifices, line up!

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Second Immortal Entry!

For the past few exciting days, crowds of devotees have been lining up and leaving baskets of fruits, live chickens, and flower decorations at the steps of temple construction sites all over the world(s). My construction workers are working overtime to build me my temples. Already we're starting work on my Number One Temple, the Temple of all my Temples. We've only gotten to designing the first few entrance steps so far, that should give you an idea of how massive this is going to be.
The live chickens are getting a bit out of hand, though. We sacrifice a few everyday and roast some for dinner, then keep the eggs for tomorrow's breakfast. I have no idea how many free chickens you get once you're a goddess. Ares warned me about this but I didn't realize the numbers could be so massive.
Tomorrow we are having auditions for head priests! Take a number and wait in line, please. I'm still trying to figure out what requirements I would want in a head priest. Utter devotion to me, that's top of the list. I'm still musing over ways to test them. Maybe I should ask them to run the length of the Nile River while balancing an egg on a teaspoon. Or turn around three times and touch their noses with their elbows. Things like that.

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