Life of A Goddess

Exciting peeks at the exciting life of a goddess! Mortals, minerals, vegetables and human sacrifices, line up!

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Damnit!

I find that my idea of having quillions of terracotta warriors and sacrificed humans all over my Number One Temple has already been stolen by some louse of an emperor for his rubbishy old castle centuries ago. It's bad enough that my previous idea of a sky painting on the ceiling has also been stolen by a painter named michaelideadonmyback AND some mousy old writer named J.K. Rubbish who writes about scarfaced orphaned geeks.
So what does that leave me with? A viper pit, perhaps? Maybe I should have a quillion REAL warrior corpses to guard the temple. And some cremated orphans, because the ghosts of children are always known to scare demons.
Hmmm.
That's an idea.
But first, off to see over the coffers of my temples! Ah, when you're a Goddess, the number of worshippers who shove their money at you is, no pun intended, divine!

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