Head Priest Auditions are Over!
Head Priest Al Va Don aka my Personal Assistant is a cutie. He was the only one who made it all the way down the Nile River and back on foot and now he's really, really fit. I mean, fitter than even before. All that river walking made him all lean, with not an ounce of fat, with a certain scruffy look. So I made him Head of all Head Priests. Mmm. AND he worships me. Like, literally. Life as a goddess is good.
posted by Darkschunt @ 10:43 AM
2 Comments:
At 5:30 AM,
bRed said…
Aww shucks I'm late... so.. what is your specialty? love? war? fertility? math problems?
At 10:43 AM,
Darkschunt said…
oh well, you can audition if Head Priest Al Val Don ever meets an untimely death. Head Priest is not an easy job you know! They are required to take arrows and poisons for their Goddesses whenever necessary even though we are technically immortal! And i haven't chosen what kind of goddess i am yet, though you can bet your ears it'll be something destructive. Toldja being a goddess ain't easy! Would you like to worship at my altar, young heathen?
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