A goddess does not spend all her time with her people.

Of course, she is supposed to be there for them 24/7, watching their every move and listening to their every thought and prayer. But it’s not necessary for her to be there in divine person all the time. A queen, yes, because she’s a mortal running a kingdom. A goddess with abilities like mine is another story. And it’s good to get away from the crowds of devotees every now and then. So today I informed Al Va Don that I wouldn’t be around and made a beeline to Paradise Spa, latest Divine Resort of Gods and Goddesses. I hear it is a favourite with celebrity couples like Cupid and Psyche and Vishnu and Lakshmi.