All Priests Are Liars.

They're making up a lot of prayers for me now and writing things about how the prayers came about in the holy books. And it's all lies. But I don't correct them because they write nice things about me.
In the meantime the priestesses are planting all kinds of "sacred groves" for me. There are sacred birch tree groves and sacred orange tree groves and sacred oak tree groves. Someone asked "What makes these groves sacred?" But nobody answered him and I blasted him with one strike of lightning when no one was looking.