Smote...by lightning!!!!!!

I smote someone with lightning today! It was the first time I ever tried smiting anyone with lightning! And it was incredibly fun! And after that I tried smiting a few trees with lightning just because it was so fun. Then I had to stop because everyone in plain sight was cowering on the ground in fear and moaning "forgive us, great goddess, forgive us, we shall behead that fool who dared anger you." But it was pretty much useless because he had already been :ahem: smote with lightning.
HAH!
Who dares to piss me off right now, huh?
I am YOUR goddess and thy shall obey me!
HAH!
And DOUBLE HAH!
And now I must go repair my manicure.

Second Immortal Entry!

For the past few exciting days, crowds of devotees have been lining up and leaving baskets of fruits, live chickens, and flower decorations at the steps of temple construction sites all over the world(s). My construction workers are working overtime to build me my temples. Already we're starting work on my Number One Temple, the Temple of all my Temples. We've only gotten to designing the first few entrance steps so far, that should give you an idea of how massive this is going to be.
The live chickens are getting a bit out of hand, though. We sacrifice a few everyday and roast some for dinner, then keep the eggs for tomorrow's breakfast. I have no idea how many free chickens you get once you're a goddess. Ares warned me about this but I didn't realize the numbers could be so massive.
Tomorrow we are having auditions for head priests! Take a number and wait in line, please. I'm still trying to figure out what requirements I would want in a head priest. Utter devotion to me, that's top of the list. I'm still musing over ways to test them. Maybe I should ask them to run the length of the Nile River while balancing an egg on a teaspoon. Or turn around three times and touch their noses with their elbows. Things like that.

The First Immortal Entry!

*Cue Cheers, Screams, and Fainting Worshippers*
Welcome! This is the first entry of a blog about the exciting life of a brand-new goddess! Let me introduce myself! I am the Goddess Marilynus (nus pronounced NURSE, like those people who try their best to save the lives of my worshippers at hospitals). I was once a mortal, just like you, and even then I was a very exciting person. I was a shopkeeper, a murderess, a high priestess, a princess, et cetera... but then one day my status was elevated! I have risen in the ranks! And now I am left with the burden of being a goddess...let me tell you, it's not easy. Especially not in this modern world full of atheists who are crying out to have their own goddess at last. So many things to decide...my goddess-powered brain is spinning like wheels on a clock.
I also think I must be the first goddess to keep immortal records of her Life as A Goddess. So here it is folks! Life's not easy as a goddess! But I'm not complaining!
I have to go now. It's time to make my first address to the hordes of worshippers gathered to hear my Immortal Voice. Yes, I am a goddess who Keeps In Touch with her people, is this blog not proof of it? Farewell till the next Immortal Entry! Kisses and many benolevent blessings to all of you. Cheers.